Sunday, September 20, 2009

Life and Level

A good friend of mine introduced these 2 fellars to me one day, and after 1 episode of their show "Life and Level" I was hooked!

He described it as the Nerd Jackass, and that description fits their show exactly.

Let's start with the 1st episodes;


So far all the guys I've passed it on to have had a blast. If you're a gamer and love slapstick then I'm sure you'll enjoy it. I think these guys deserve to be paid for what they do, so spread it around!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

blast from the past

BBoyJointScar: hey i know who lachydaddy is

C h u n L i c k: who is it

BBoyJointScar: its kent

C h u n L i c k: oh

C h u n L i c k: and who is stacy stout

BBoyJointScar: no idea

BBoyJointScar: but anyways

C h u n L i c k: interesting

C h u n L i c k: wsup

BBoyJointScar: im running cross country

C h u n L i c k: thats great

C h u n L i c k: ull be in great shape

BBoyJointScar: not if i die first

C h u n L i c k: well after u die

C h u n L i c k: ur fat will rot away

C h u n L i c k: so ull be skin and bones

C h u n L i c k: skin and bones

BBoyJointScar: yes the upper hand of the equation

C h u n L i c k: yes precisely

BBoyJointScar: so hows been school old chum

C h u n L i c k: most triumphant

C h u n L i c k: except Lowell is a bun

C h u n L i c k: they didnt gvie me a history class

C h u n L i c k: idiots

BBoyJointScar: history u dont need that

C h u n L i c k: yes i do

BBoyJointScar: who needs to know about old ppl

C h u n L i c k: old ppl are the source of knowledge

C h u n L i c k: as siddartha preaches

BBoyJointScar: this George Washington

C h u n L i c k: as we grow older, we need

C h u n L i c k: viagra

BBoyJointScar: knowlegde is over rated

BBoyJointScar: were going through a depression u cant get hired if u had a masters in advance quatum phycics

BBoyJointScar: physcis

BBoyJointScar: physics

C h u n L i c k: thats why brawns comes into play

C h u n L i c k: and brains wither away

C h u n L i c k: seeing the skies go gray

C h u n L i c k: how long will this feeling stay

BBoyJointScar: 2 min

C h u n L i c k: now that it has passed

C h u n L i c k: my asshole is passin gass

C h u n L i c k: its coming out by the mass

BBoyJointScar: gas is over rated

C h u n L i c k: water is understated

BBoyJointScar: yes i have found out

C h u n L i c k: what its about

BBoyJointScar: running has seem to stopped me from peeing

C h u n L i c k: thats great

C h u n L i c k: now u have less water fees

BBoyJointScar: it seems that sweating so much that even when i need to pee it tranfers to sweat

BBoyJointScar: frightful

C h u n L i c k: haha

C h u n L i c k: ur pee has chemicals similar to those in sweat

BBoyJointScar: no wonder it burns

C h u n L i c k: and ur stomach churns

BBoyJointScar: well u sure know alot bout health

BBoyJointScar: become a teacher

C h u n L i c k: a teacher is nothing more than a feature

C h u n L i c k: to teach is to share information

C h u n L i c k: why share when you can steal?

C h u n L i c k: thats why I will become a politician

BBoyJointScar: but with out teachers then were do the informed and fetured come from

C h u n L i c k: the internet of course

BBoyJointScar: the internet give nothing more then a mere picture of the future

C h u n L i c k: yet the future is nothing more than a figment of our imaginations

BBoyJointScar: therefore the internet can not tell all that is needed

BBoyJointScar: yet our imaginations create the future that we see

C h u n L i c k: yet we see the future in vain and immaturity

C h u n L i c k: why look forward to the future when all you are is carbon

C h u n L i c k: there is nothing needed except for food

C h u n L i c k: it will definitely put you in the mood

BBoyJointScar: but yet u are carbon the future holds more then is needed

C h u n L i c k: there is less food than there is to feed future mouths

BBoyJointScar: food is just the essence that drives ur body to the break of destruction

C h u n L i c k: why dive in shallow water when the floor can kill you

C h u n L i c k: why dive in deep water when you can drown

C h u n L i c k: why drown when u can swim

C h u n L i c k: why swim when u can fly

C h u n L i c k: why fly when you will get shot down and splat to the ground

BBoyJointScar: but once shot u will see the true rewards before u

C h u n L i c k: before me is the jagged rocks of the ground

C h u n L i c k: why be rewarded when all you are is carbon

BBoyJointScar: but before mankind is the clouds that carry them

C h u n L i c k: clouds dont carry mankind

C h u n L i c k: mankind carries mankind

BBoyJointScar: but y worry about jagged rocks if u are carbon

C h u n L i c k: clouds carry drops of water

C h u n L i c k: but why be carbon when you can beat the enemy

BBoyJointScar: yet water keeps man alive

C h u n L i c k: yet water can kill a man

BBoyJointScar: though water can kill a man water is pliant

C h u n L i c k: as pliant as it can be, water is simple

C h u n L i c k: even the simplest things can devour you

BBoyJointScar: that is why water is more elaborate then a foolish man can see

C h u n L i c k: yes yes of course

C h u n L i c k: that brings to the explanation of why man is so wasteful

C h u n L i c k: the sperm from which a man is created is the explanation

C h u n L i c k: why waste hundreds of thousands when you only need one?

BBoyJointScar: a wise man like your self must comprehend what is waste and what is not

C h u n L i c k: (im gonna post this on my blog cus its hella cool)

BBoyJointScar: yep

BBoyJointScar: david said so too

C h u n L i c k: yea

C h u n L i c k: haha

BBoyJointScar: but delete are little talking part here

C h u n L i c k: why delete, and hide from reality?

C h u n L i c k: reality is what shows our true beings, of what drives us

BBoyJointScar: what is reality when one can not tell a dream apart from life

C h u n L i c k: the dream is a hidden form of life

BBoyJointScar: existence is the form of life a dream only shows what is counterfactual

C h u n L i c k: yet dreams bring new meaning to life

C h u n L i c k: can one alter one's dream?

C h u n L i c k: can one alter one's life?

BBoyJointScar: one has a choice yet he is the one who has to choose it

C h u n L i c k: unless you have become a prisoner or a slave

C h u n L i c k: u lose your freedom to choose your destiny

C h u n L i c k: your destiny has been placed before you

BBoyJointScar: what is a slave when wwe are slaves to our own will

C h u n L i c k: then do we have a choice?

BBoyJointScar: though destiny is placed before you, you msut choose the path you walk

C h u n L i c k: but cripples will walk no longer

C h u n L i c k: a slave is like a crippled man

BBoyJointScar: but the cripple in spirit can walk futher then a walking man

C h u n L i c k: but a chadwick in his dodge spirit will go no farther than the scrapmetal will permit

BBoyJointScar: a slave has the power to choose whether or not to be crippled

C h u n L i c k: thats why they revolt against oppression

C h u n L i c k: Why try to comprehend when the universe is so uncomprehendably large?

C h u n L i c k: Does it matter?

C h u n L i c k: when a meteor .0000000001 the size of earth can kill us all

C h u n L i c k: what then? billions of years of creation will be wasted

BBoyJointScar: the universe is only what we see, so why worry about what we cannot see

C h u n L i c k: because what we cannot see can stab us in the backs

C h u n L i c k: deceit and lies can obstruct the truth

C h u n L i c k: deceit and lies can defeat us all

BBoyJointScar: yet that is true, even the closest friend can stab you

C h u n L i c k: yet the closest enemy has too much pride to

BBoyJointScar: but in defeat you will find victory

C h u n L i c k: find victory? u will find nothing in a coffin

C h u n L i c k: it is true that minor defeats can be used in a positive directions

BBoyJointScar: you are oppugn to victory for those who lose battles may win wars

C h u n L i c k: they MAY yet they may not

C h u n L i c k: you can benefit from defeats, but what if u lose the war?

C h u n L i c k: what then?

BBoyJointScar: a war can be lost but in defeat you acquire knowledge

C h u n L i c k: acquire knowledge? what knowledge? dead men dont think

C h u n L i c k: what use is the knowledge then

BBoyJointScar: hey i gotta sleep got crosse country practice

C h u n L i c k: ok

BBoyJointScar: later

C h u n L i c k: peace

BBoyJointScar: k

BBoyJointScar: later

BBoyJointScar signed off at 11:25:36 PM.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Mini Cooper: Homecoming

It has no name.

But it has a theme song!:
Back In Black - AC/DC


1. Got my MINI on Friday June 20
2. Drove 260 miles
3. Can't stop smiling :)

Home!


Sexy

Thursday, June 05, 2008

For Sale: Large Items

So.. I have some stuff that I don't want to take back when I move out.

White Ikea 3-Drawer Dresser $20
Large 60" Wood Desk $50
27" Proscan CRT Television $40

Used Burton Snowboard 145cm Women's $35

Genius #1: Bo Burnham

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH man.. Last day of school BABYYYYYYY. Last night I drank with Frank (rhymage) to celebrate good times. It was great, stumbling around watching russell peters. You should try it!

Anyways this morning I woke up hungover, but I woke up early to go to my class. Turns out, it was cancelled wtf.

These posts will be about things that impress me. Item numero uno, Bo Burnham. This guy is hilarious. Wilton first showed it to me, and the lewdness and shrewdness (and crudeness) shocked me cus Wilton was like 10 years old! But when I looked at the lyrics, this guy is genius.

Step on a crack,
break your mothers back
Turn around and smoke that crack,
break your mothers heart

Well, today I saw his new song video and the last verse just killed.

cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....


yeeeeee..watch this shizz with the lyrics on the right hand info expanded, son.



ya dig?