Kenny

My cousin Kenny (previous story) cracks me up:

(we get into my car to go to Target)
K: whoa is that a crack on your windshield?
C: yep
K: was it acorn?
C: corn?
K: did acorn do that?
C: you mean an acorn? Hahah what? That’s impossible, it was a rock. An acorn can’t crack your windshield
K: ooh, cus I was thinking rocks don’t fall from trees, but acorns do.
C: !!