DMV FAIL

So my cousin (let's call him Rafael for anonymity's sake) is 16 now.  This is a very exciting time, because it's when you learn to drive!   I decided to take him because I've been lagging on establishing my Oregon residence, which.. comes with perks like MUCH cheaper annual vehicle registration fees.  yay

Rafaels

But we ran into so many roadblocks along the way.  I'm just gonna list them so that we can look back one day and laugh.

1.  Saturday, we decide to go to the DMV and the closest one that was open on a Saturday was at the mall.  We go there, and find out that it doesn't do the written tests.  Fail.
2.  Monday we decide to go to the DMV and the GPS got SE Powell St. and E Powell St. mixed up.  Let's just say I drove from 120Ave to 22nd Ave (what the.. where's the DMV? STUPID GPS) and then finally 22nd Ave to 242nd Ave.  Fail.
3.  When we get there, the form says he needs parent or guardian signature.  I don't qualify as guardian.  Fail.
4.  But I got to take the test! and I passed, woohoo! I am now an Oregonian.  Pass!
5.  Rafael finally gets to take the test the next day and guess what?  Fail. :)

 The first time I got my license, I was 135lbs.  So every time I get a new license, it's +10 lbs. DUN DUN DUNN.....

Either I start living an active lifestyle or.. I never get another license again.. hmmm...