Just saw a free screener (Thanks Brian for the RSVP code) for Ninja Assassin at Westfield Mall. We had a shitload of people (like 10+) with us this time. While we were in line playing Blokus I overheard some girl saying that Rain (Korean Pop Sensation Superstar!) was coming? I thought she was joking, but he actually showed up! It was a total let down though because he showed up for like 5 seconds, waved, and left. wtf. They wasted our time! and He came late so they stalled with this lame martial arts demonstration. I swear kids playing patticake had more action than their "kung fu". I want 20 minutes of my life back.
The movie was pretty entertaining, but was kind of mediocre. The action and gore were the highlights of the film, and it was filled with a bunch of cliche cheesy action movie lines lol. The lines actually made the movie funny to me. It was like they made it corny on purpose to poke fun at the genre or something. The most ridiculous part was when two of the ninjas (boy and girl who liked each other but had to keep it secret) were sleeping on the floor apart from each other, and they started synchronizing their heart beats and smiling. They were having Ninja Sex! haha wtf
I'm gonna give this one a 5.5/10 (entertaining, wouldn't pay for it, wouldn't watch it again)
2 years ago