Now that I'm 23, I feel like I have the privilege to use the phrase "Kids these days"
For example, today my 14 year old cousin Kenneth comes home from school with a 99cent Arizona fruit punch drink. I'm thinking, nice! Cheap and refreshing. Good Job Kenny.
Kenneth: "Chad, you want some?"
me: "yea sure" *slurp* "Thanks man i really needed that"
Kenneth: "No problem"
(we talk a little bit about school and stuff and then....)
Kenneth: *cough* *cough* *COUGH* (I hear mucus O_O)
me: "what the hell Kenneth, are you sick?!"
me: "then why are you coughing so much, you sound like you're sick!!"
Kenneth: "nah, i'm not sick anymore. I WAS sick, but now I'm just coughing"
me: "DUDE, thats just as bad, why'd you give me your drink?! I'm gonna get the swine flu!!"
Kenneth: "I don't have the swine flu, just the swine"
me: "what the hell does that mean?"
Kenneth: "I dont have the full symptoms of the flu, just a sore throat and a cough, so i just have swine."
me: "Kenneth!! you're gonna kill me!"
Kenneth: *laughs hysterically* (which triggers another coughing spree, nasty.)
...Kids these days.
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